After spending a frustrating amount of time, I finally found a theme I love. This blog will be up and running soon.

In the meantime, here’s a goose:

Careful, it’s a mean goose.

EDIT: Well, this post looks good on mobile with a featured image, but crap on desktop. Time for a crash course on CSS…

EDIT 2: Haha! Got it. No featured images, but allow HTML in excerpts. Thank you WordPress Plugins A-Z for the great tip for the Advanced Excerpts plugin

EDIT 3: Also thank you to the awesome External Links plugin. Saved me so much time in hacking CSS.