After spending a frustrating amount of time, I finally found a theme I love. This blog will be up and running soon.
In the meantime, here’s a goose:
Careful, it’s a mean goose.
EDIT: Well, this post looks good on mobile with a featured image, but crap on desktop. Time for a crash course on CSS…
EDIT 3: Also thank you to the awesome External Links plugin. Saved me so much time in hacking CSS.